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Old 07-22-2005, 06:50 AM   #6084
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Gandalf: So I was, like, whatever, Elrond!
Saruman: No!
Gandalf: Yeah, you should have seen his face! And he was, like, "Come on, Gandalf, be reasonable."
Saruman: Huh, that is so uncool!
Gandalf: I know! So I was, like, come on, you old elf-git, what you gonna do to me!
Saruman:Elf-git! Haha! What did he say?
Gandalf: Well, he was all, like, "Gandalf, if you do not stop this immature behaviour you will not be going with the fellowship."
Saruman: What a little bitch! He thinks he is so important! What'd you say to him?
Gandalf: I said to him, "Well then, don't send me on that stupid fellowship! Like I'd want to hang out with some midgets, an airy-fairy elf and a couple of Rambo wannabes!"
Saruman: No way!
Gandalf: Yeah. So he was all, like, "Gandalf, I forbid you to go on this quest!"
Saruman: So what happened?
Gandalf: I just said to him, "Look at my face. Does it look bothered?"
Saruman: Cool.
Gandalf: I know.
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