The orc's futuristic plasma gun(top left) did little good when fighting Treebeard, who simply punched the orc and hurled the gun out of the fray.
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Treebeard auditioned for the 'Boromir the Disco King Presents: Middle-Earth Hip-Hop' dance video (just $37.95), but it turns out he had two left feet.
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Treebeard has always wanted a cute pet orc, but they are just too slippery to catch!
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