Theoden piccy
Gandalf: Push!
Theoden: I am pushing!
Gandalf: Push harder! Push! PUSH!!
Theoden: EEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGOOOOooooooooooooooh….. *pant* … *pant* …
Gandalf: It is over. The Metamucil of Lorien has done its work, and all that was ill and foul in the King has passed…
Eowyn: (under her breath) There is no way I’m cleaning that up.