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Originally Posted by Fordim Hedgethistle
Theoden piccy
Gandalf: Push!
Theoden: I am pushing!
Gandalf: Push harder! Push! PUSH!!
Theoden: EEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGOOOOooooooooooooooh….. *pant* … *pant* …
Gandalf: It is over. The Metamucil of Lorien has done its work, and all that was ill and foul in the King has passed…
Eowyn: (under her breath) There is no way I’m cleaning that up.
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Treebeard : Gandalf, you are too hasty. Slow and steady will relieve a person of "orc".
Sam: That's is so wrong.
Frodo: More fiber, more fiber.
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Holby is an actual flesh-and-blood person, right? Not, say a sock-puppet of Nilp’s, by any chance? ~Nerwen, WWCIII
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