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Old 07-26-2005, 07:44 AM   #6162
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Destpite the Fell Beast breathing in her face, Eowyn couldn't help but look past it at Aragorn in his fighting glory.

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Eowyn(with eyes closed): "There are no monsters under the bed. There are no monsters under the bed. There are no..."

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Fell Beast: "Yes, I would like a leg of cow, please."
Butcher Eowyn: "Sorry, we're fresh out of cow leg."
Fell Beast: "What?! Oh, Blast! Well, how 'bout a lamb."
Butcher Eowyn: "What part of a lamb."
Fell Beast: "What part! I don't want a part, I want the whole thing. I've got a big mouth to feed."
Butcher Eowyn(under her breath): "You're tellin' me!"
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