Sam has spotted a bee on Frodo's neck.
OR
(in annoucer voice)
It's the newest pop music sensation!
The Bagstreet Hobbits! *cheering*
With lead singer and guitarist Merry. *wild applause*
Back-up vocalist Pippin. *hoorays and shouts of 'We love you, Fool'*
Samwise the Rapper and Breakdancer! *thunderous applause*
And Frodo Baggins on the Drums(notice his signature sword-like drumsticks)! *loudest applause yet*
Merry: "Oh, sure, everybody loves the drummer." *disgusted sigh*
