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Please take note, fellow villagers, that I stood back and watched during the lynching of the innocent Nilpaurion. I told you but you would not listen. You who voted for him have no one to blame but yourselves. Why, oh why, does "lynch me" seem to always be obeyed? Will foolish, unenlightened blood-lusting villagers always be swayed by such harmless insanity? As you all now know, Nilpaurion was not in his right mind, or perhaps it would be better stated that he had two too many minds in one head, which is to say that indeed he was crazy, and maybe even wanted to die, but he was not a werewolf, and most of you who voted for him knew it. For shame.
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Yarrrhhh, suuuuurrree. Blam it un dah mob den. But yer wun ketch d'ish ol' koot covarin' 'is backside und finding excooses. Me 'll put it on rekord dat me voted fur
dat no good wulf breedah und me iez proud of it! 'e was
up to no good from dah start und his
replies were
kunfusing to say dah lest. 'e either wus a wulf fishin' fur a big one ur he was just another
irritating, no sense of unity villager out to sabo und hinder ou' kollectif efforts. Good riddance!
Me cannae help but agree dat dah murdah of
lit' Fea served lit' purpose. Dah fact wus she
pointed at too many folks yes'tday to find time or klause to target at one single villager to haf been a threat to dah wulves. Had seeh
singled out one of us from dee start ur somewhere from dah middle wif dah tena'sity of a pitbull, den we would haf somethung to go about wif. But alas, seeh lived 'er short life in a
whirlwind of trooths und lies so mixed up dat dis'h ol' man
cannae tell whether seeh was serious or not...
Too mana people in dis'h village me tell yer. Und if anyone of yer tells me yer can pinpoint to a wulf wif certainty, then yer a lying stuffed comodore or a wulf yerself. Dah
wulves gut lotsa hiding places in sucha huge crowd, 'ill be diffkult to root 'em out.
Fur now, 'ill keep me eyes out un dah
death header Durelin und
Wil. Dah flower gurl's pretty active yes'tday compared to others und me doubt 'ere 'll be a dif today. Me always sez, loook out fur 'ose who appear to be extra busy, extra talkative und of curz appearing veri ani... ana... loooking into things! Pay close attention to how true her words are, me no trust her.
Und
Wil, she be pretty careless about Fea's death.
Whistling dis'h und dat. A tad gleeful?