Sam: "Why can't I be the leader... And how come no one else wanted to play?"
OR
Sam: "I think we took a wrong turn. This isn't even a path!"
Frodo: "Ohh! I hate MapQuest!" (Yes, I am going to repeat that one forever.

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OR
Peter Jackson(angry): "Cut, Cut, CUT!! Who stuck their arm into the camera's view! You've ruined the whole scene! We have to start over completely now!"
OR
(If you haven't seen 'A Day in the Life of a Hobbit' that's at the end of FotR, you probably won't get this one.)
Frodo and Sam are none to happy that PJ is making them wear their feet today, since they're walking through tall grass and all.
Sam: "That's 27 days!" *sigh*