I knew I could not hush it up forever...
Alas, I knew I would be unmasked in the end... *sigh*
Ah, lemme make as much good outta my exposure as I possiby can... so, signed copies of my authobiography "Fiery Service, Or How Come Balrogs Wear Eyeliner" will be handed out free to ladies fainting in spectacular manner...
*sigh* all this publicity...
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