Hmm. I think that
Nilpaurion Felagund is the alter ego of...
Keanu Reeves. Everything he says screams
Matrix or
Constantine.
I've also noted that
The Only Real Estel has not been to worried about revealing that his true identity is...
Johnny Depp. His avatar shouted it out for a while, but what really gave it away was his increasingly bizarre captions in CC. One cannot act as
Willy Wonka without having some strange side effects!

By the way, very good performance in
Pirates of the Caribbean.
Speaking of
PotC, I've had a hunch for some time that...
Orlando Bloom has been haunting the Downs. I've seen hints here and there, and have determined that he is none other than
Amanaduial the archer. He has even tried to throw us by putting a picture of a women on the Photo page. Beautiful shot, but definitely not the true face behind that user.