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And yet again, Captain Obvious to the rescue of those who can't follow the plot
Aragorn: Legolas! What do your Elve's eyes see?
Legolas: We are in the mines of Moria, and I am with Aragorn and Boromir. Boromir has slung upon his back the mighty shield of Gondor, and Aragorn bears the torch. They are both unshaven but I am clean and smooth.
Boromir: What fate is it that has brought us to this terrible place?
Legolas: It is the command of Agent Elrond that has sent us upon the Quest of the Ring, to Mount Doom. Ai Ai! A Balrog of Morgoth! I am terribly frightened and we must all flee now before the great monster!
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