[Nilpaurion Felagund]

Legolas: I think that Balrog's mad at us.

Boromir: Thanks a lot, Captain Obvious.

Aragorn: What Balrog?

Boromir: That one.

Aragorn: That can't be a Balrog. It's flying.

Boromir: Well, duh! It has wings.

Aragorn: Yes, but the wings are just formed from the shadow taking shape around it. I think that's Gothmog.

Boromir: What book have you been reading? Gothmog? It's flying, for crying out loud.

Aragorn: Well, he must be on his winged steed. Ringwraiths have winged steeds, right?

Boromir: Gothmog? A Nazgûl? You must be out of your mind!

Legolas: Gothmog? You mean that pink Orc?

Both: Shut up!