(Thank you much, Hookbill!)
Elendil: "What's that?! Look behind you!"
Isildur: "I'm not falling for that one."
OR
Elendil: "See, if you hold perfectly still, you blend in with the rocks!"
OR
Isildur: "Does this armor make me look fat?"
AND the obligatory...
Elendil: "You fool! This isn't Mount Doom; it's Mount Dolmed!"
Isildur: "Ohh! I hate MapQuest!"
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