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Going off wilwa's hilarious idea...
How to be King: Lesson #187...How to take a hit and still look Kingly.
Elendil: Okay, we'll go easy for your first time...
Isildur: But dad...I'm afraid...
Elendil: I'm not trying to kill you. Now remember, try and keep your hair from being disturbed...and some sweat is good, but not too much...make it look like you're working hard, but no sweating like a peasant... And let's here a nice good grunt like we've been practicing, I don't want to hear any 'oofs'...
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