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Old 08-10-2005, 05:12 AM   #6566
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The Saucepan Man has been trapped in the Barrow!
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Legolas: Ai! Ai! A Balrog! A Balrog is come!

Gandalf: It is? Excellent. I thought I'd never get to tick that one off in my I SPY Evil Creatures of Middle-earth book.

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Legolas: Ai! Ai! A Balrog! A Balrog is come!

Gandalf: Dear me, no. You must be mistaken. It clearly states here in Durin's Guide to the Flora and Fauna of Khazad-Dum that Balrogs have wings. And that creature clearly does not have wings. It is merely surrounded by shadow which ...

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