Legolas: Ai! Ai! A Balrog! A Balrog is come!
Gandalf: It is? Excellent. I thought I'd never get to tick that one off in my I SPY Evil Creatures of Middle-earth book.
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Legolas: Ai! Ai! A Balrog! A Balrog is come!
Gandalf: Dear me, no. You must be mistaken. It clearly states here in Durin's Guide to the Flora and Fauna of Khazad-Dum that Balrogs have wings. And that creature clearly does not have wings. It is merely surrounded by shadow which ...
Fellowhip: *Smoulder*
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Do you mind? I'm busy doing the fishstick. It's a very delicate state of mind!
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