Gandalf: Ok now, pay attention Pippin...
1 cup of Moria Dirt.
3 1/2 cups of contaminated water.
2 Goblin Fingers.
2 Orc Fingers.
Pippin: I thought Goblins and Orcs were the same?
Gandalf: What? Fool of a Took! Where'd you hear that at?
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Fenris Penguin
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