All dressed up with nowhere to go...
Orlando Bloom: "Blast, I hate it when I do this. I'm dressed all LotR, when we're filming Pirates of the Caribbean!"
OR
Legolas: "A fork in the Road?! The map doesn't say anything about that! Ohh! I hate MapQuest!"
OR
Legolas just got mooned.
OR
Legolas again spots those strange breakdancing orcs.
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I'm on a Mission from God.
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