[The Elf-warrior]

Legolas: "Aragorn, you didn't peek at my inbox did you?"

Aragorn: "Yes, and I saw you leading on OrlieiteXOXOXOXO@hotmail.com. You're not seriously considering marrying her are you? She looks as silly as a goose."

Legolas: "Oh, noooo! Why didn't I use an alphanumeric password?"