[littlemanpoet]

Okay, I've had it. The more I say, the more everybody suspects me of something I'm not. Meanwhile the Cobbler, Werewolf, and Werebear are all chortling to themselves. They'll leave me alone every night because everybody suspects me so freakin' much until everybody decides to waste their bloody Day (whether it's 4 or later) voting to lynch me.

If I say "lynch me to at least stop confusing everybody who is also innocent", you'll all just figure that proves I'm the cobbler.

SPM, I'm sorry for not playing according to your favorite strategy, or even good strategy. My early vote this time was to try and flush out somebody or something, to take the initiative away from the bad guys, if I could. But it's getting all of the innocents more off track than anything else. I'm very sorry about that. It seems every time I say something you guys just read all kinds of stuff into it that I realize after the fact appears to be there. I apologize. I'm frustrated because I want us Innocents to bloody win, and at this rate it won't happen.

Oh, and SPM, AND EVERYBODY ELSE: I noticed that you didn't even consider the remote possibility that I'm just playing a really bad strategic game and am a bloody Innocent. I'm sorry to have mislead you all so badly.

I still think SPM is innocent, just wrong about me which means he's wrong about the Werebear. On everything else I think he's probably on target.

And Lal, please forgive me for acting cobblerish. I see how that can be read into my actions and words now. I sure as heck didn't mean it. This is SO d***d frustrating!!!

Oh, and Seer, don't come out until you have something. I'm expendable, but that does NOT make me the bloody cobbler! Gah!

Gurthang, the Seer is alive because the Seer is probably not who I thought it was. Smart Seer, yes. But it does not equate to me playing a very smart game.

I'm causing you guys so much confusion by UNINTENTIONALLY throwing you off track that you're right, I AM playing cobblerish, which is a shame, because I'm not the cobbler. But it may be better to get me out of the way anyway just so you have a clean slate.... on the off chance that we can beat the odds with 2 kills per Night for at least one more Night. I'm really sorry for setting back our odds, but maybe you just better off me, even though I'm innocent. And Ordinary.

No, please don't waste your Day lynching an Ordinary Innocent, because we need all the Days we have to get the werebeasts AND the cobbler.

I'm shutting up now because the more I say the more all the rest of you innocents get off track reading bullcrap into my words.