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Boromir: i never wanted to be a Stewards Son, i always wanted to be...a Lumberjack!
*Elves in Mountie uniforms march in*
Boromir: leaping from tree to tree as they float down the mighty rivers of British Columbia! oh i would sing! sing! sing!
I'm a lumberjack and i'm okay i sleep all night and i work all day
Elvish Mounties: Hes a Lumberjack and hes okay, he sleeps all night and he works all day
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Love doesn't blow up and get killed.
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