[the guy who be short]

He was chased by wolves, lost in the forest, escaped in a barrel from the elf king's halls!
It was driven out by Woelfe, lost in the forest, gone ahead in a barrel of the halls of the king eleven!
So... Bilbo was apparently driven out by wolves, not chased. Presumably they got Bag End then. And why on earth was he at the front of a hall full of kings... in a barrel?

I sang leave, leave gold and leave gold am high for me there.

Galadriel's spent a little too long with Gollum, methinks.

Wind, I, come there sang a wind, and in the establishments roasted.

I know my school sure gets hot in the summer, I dread to think of what it's like in offices and such.

And by fibre of Ilmarin to raise a gilded tree.

An archaic meaning of gilded is "covered with blood" - I don't wanna get too near this Ilmarin fabric!

fall now Elven breaks violently

Holidaying Elves behaving violently? You'd think they were mortal Englishman.