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Oddwen · 08-23-2005, 06:08 AM

The sixth DAY since the start of these proceedings broke, and the Villagers awoke to a wonderful smell.

"Mmm," they said. "At least Zali...er, LMP doesn't let the recent tragedies get in the way of her...ah, his job."

They wandered to the bakery in hopes of getting free doughnuts, or pastry therof. The door was wide open.

"That's Zaaa-aa...LMP for you!" they said. "Never one to turn away customers!"

Greeting them as they entered was a huge display of jelly filled doughnuts.

"Yay!" they cried, "With sprinkles!" And with great aplomb and ado, they set about consuming the sugary treats.

But after a few bites, the chewing slowed down to a rate of about 2 CPM.

"What kind of jelly is this?" one asked.

"It's not strawberry," cried one.

"It's not raspberry," mumbled one.

"It's not cranberry," muttered one.

"Is it Goldberry?" wondered one.

"It's not gooseberry, or currant or apple or cherry," worried one.

"Is it LMPberry?" screamed one.

Such a spitting was never seen in a bakery before! Retching and yowling, the seven exited the bakery. Some lay on the snow and rolled about in agony, some stood shaking their fists to the wood, but all were extremely ticked off.

"Wait a second," said one. "Why wasn't he made into an LMP cobbler?"

They again entered the Place of Bakes, giving LMP's final resting place(s) a wide berth. But not a cobbler could they find.

Just a note reading:

"She wasn't the Cobbler!"

"Drat!" said they.

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Boromir88
Dancing Spawn of Ungoliant
Durelin
Gurthang
Meneltarmacil
SamwiseGamgee
The Saucepan Man

Dead:

Oddwen (Mod) - Skeletonized by Wolves on NIGHT 1
Mithalwen (Werewolf) - Cheesily lynched on DAY 1
Alcarillo (Villager) - Smashed to bits on NIGHT 2
Mormegil (Villager) - Blown away on NIGHT 2
CaptainofDespair (Ranger) - Innocent blood rejected by nature, received by men on DAY 2
Encaitare (Villager) - Thrown off a cliff by a Bear on NIGHT 3
Firefoot (Sherriff) - Killed by clowns on NIGHT 3
Gil-Galad (Werewolf) - Lynch'ed!! on DAY 3
Arcticstorm (Sherriff) - Touched by a ten foot pole on NIGHT 4
Wilwarin (Villager) - This fine specimen displayed on NIGHT 4
Laitaine (Werewolf) - Boo hoo hoo, Wolves are through. DAY 4
Lalaith (Villager) - Verily and forsooth, she was crushed on NIGHT 5
Nonnacedak (Villager) - Went to sleep with the fishes on DAY 5
littlemanpoet (Villager) - Baked into doughnuts, with sprinkles on NIGHT 6

Now beginneth DAY 6. Lynch whom you pleaseth.

08-23-2005, 06:08 AM	#379
Oddwen Drummer in the Deep Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Next Sunday A.D. Posts: 2,145	*Wait...this isn't peach cobbler! It's peach pie!* The sixth DAY since the start of these proceedings broke, and the Villagers awoke to a wonderful smell. "Mmm," they said. "At least Zali...er, LMP doesn't let the recent tragedies get in the way of her...ah, his job." They wandered to the bakery in hopes of getting free doughnuts, or pastry therof. The door was wide open. "That's Zaaa-aa...LMP for you!" they said. "Never one to turn away customers!" Greeting them as they entered was a huge display of jelly filled doughnuts. "Yay!" they cried, "With sprinkles!" And with great aplomb and ado, they set about consuming the sugary treats. But after a few bites, the chewing slowed down to a rate of about 2 CPM. "What kind of jelly is this?" one asked. "It's not strawberry," cried one. "It's not raspberry," mumbled one. "It's not cranberry," muttered one. "Is it Goldberry?" wondered one. "It's not gooseberry, or currant or apple or cherry," worried one. "Is it *LMPberry?" screamed one. Such a spitting was never seen in a bakery before! Retching and yowling, the seven exited the bakery. Some lay on the snow and rolled about in agony, some stood shaking their fists to the wood, but all were extremely* ticked off. "Wait a second," said one. "Why wasn't he made into an LMP cobbler?" They again entered the Place of Bakes, giving LMP's final resting place(s) a wide berth. But not a cobbler could they find. Just a note reading: "She wasn't the Cobbler!" "Drat!" said they. ----------------------------- Boromir88 Dancing Spawn of Ungoliant Durelin Gurthang Meneltarmacil SamwiseGamgee The Saucepan Man Dead: Oddwen (Mod) - Skeletonized by Wolves on NIGHT 1 Mithalwen (Werewolf) - Cheesily lynched on DAY 1 Alcarillo (Villager) - Smashed to bits on NIGHT 2 Mormegil (Villager) - Blown away on NIGHT 2 CaptainofDespair (Ranger) - Innocent blood rejected by nature, received by men on DAY 2 Encaitare (Villager) - Thrown off a cliff by a Bear on NIGHT 3 Firefoot (Sherriff) - Killed by clowns on NIGHT 3 Gil-Galad (Werewolf) - Lynch'ed!! on DAY 3 Arcticstorm (Sherriff) - Touched by a ten foot pole on NIGHT 4 Wilwarin (Villager) - This fine specimen displayed on NIGHT 4 Laitaine (Werewolf) - Boo hoo hoo, Wolves are through. DAY 4 Lalaith (Villager) - Verily and forsooth, she was crushed on NIGHT 5 Nonnacedak (Villager) - Went to sleep with the fishes on DAY 5 littlemanpoet (Villager) - Baked into doughnuts, with sprinkles on NIGHT 6 Now beginneth DAY 6. Lynch whom you pleaseth. __________________ But all the while I sit and think of times there were before I listen for returning feet and voices at the door