If I found them at my door...
Like Russia can do with diamonds, I would flood the global market with orc sweat cosmetics and orc skin cell wintercoats. Maybe, even some fitness drinks make from their saliva... It would go something like this:
.~:Orcish Saliva Fitness Drinks! :~.
On the go, or wherever you need them! Blended, steamed, hot or cold, great taste should be sacrificed for great looks!
~Aesthete
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