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Oddwen · 08-24-2005, 05:58 AM

Enough bolded and double-crossed votes were cast to ensure that Durelin - felinest of cats - would DIE.

"Hooray!" she said. "At last! I just wish my poor Wolves were around to see this." And thus fell the only tear shed at her death.

They trundled her in a sack and then made the trip to the pirhana infested lake below, and threw her in. There was a furious bubbling, a froth of blood, and then Durelin popped back up.

"Two down, seven to go!" she said happily.

"Er...what?" said the Villagers.

"Well all cats have nine lives, sillies!" she cried clawing a few ankles. "Drowning and pirhana, is that the best you can do?"

So they stabbed her, beat her, hung her, burned her, froze her, suffocated her, and finally in desparation they quoted poetry at her.

"Aargh!" she cried at the last. "This is intolerable cruelty, this is!" and dropped dead.

Upon visiting her house, they discovered enormous amounts of doggy chewing toys and missing pictures of dogs drawn by Firefoot.

"Well," they said ruefully examining their pant legs, "That menace is over."

Living:

Boromir88
Dancing Spawn of Ungoliant
Gurthang
Meneltarmacil
SamwiseGamgee
The Saucepan Man

Dead:

Oddwen (Mod) - Skeletonized by Wolves on NIGHT 1
Mithalwen (Werewolf) - Cheesily lynched on DAY 1
Alcarillo (Villager) - Smashed to bits on NIGHT 2
Mormegil (Villager) - Blown away on NIGHT 2
CaptainofDespair (Ranger) - Innocent blood rejected by nature, received by men on DAY 2
Encaitare (Villager) - Thrown off a cliff by a Bear on NIGHT 3
Firefoot (Sherriff) - Killed by clowns on NIGHT 3
Gil-Galad (Werewolf) - Lynch'ed!! on DAY 3
Arcticstorm (Sherriff) - Touched by a ten foot pole on NIGHT 4
Wilwarin (Villager) - This fine specimen displayed on NIGHT 4
Laitaine (Werewolf) - Boo hoo hoo, Wolves are through. DAY 4
Lalaith (Villager) - Verily and forsooth, she was crushed on NIGHT 5
Nonnacedak (Villager) - Went to sleep with the fishes on DAY 5
littlemanpoet (Villager) - Baked into doughnuts, with sprinkles on NIGHT 6
Durelin (Cobbler) - Drowned, eaten, stabbed, beaten, hung, burned, frozen, suffocated and quoted at on DAY 6

08-24-2005, 05:58 AM	#431
Oddwen Drummer in the Deep Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Next Sunday A.D. Posts: 2,145	Cue dramatic humming of the "Meow Mix" theme in a minor key... Enough bolded and double-crossed votes were cast to ensure that Durelin - felinest of cats - would DIE. "Hooray!" she said. "At last! I just wish my poor Wolves were around to see this." And thus fell the only tear shed at her death. They trundled her in a sack and then made the trip to the pirhana infested lake below, and threw her in. There was a furious bubbling, a froth of blood, and then Durelin popped back up. "Two down, seven to go!" she said happily. "Er...what?" said the Villagers. "Well all cats have nine lives, sillies!" she cried clawing a few ankles. "Drowning and pirhana, is that the best you can do?" So they stabbed her, beat her, hung her, burned her, froze her, suffocated her, and finally in desparation they quoted poetry at her. "Aargh!" she cried at the last. "This is intolerable cruelty, this is!" and dropped dead. Upon visiting her house, they discovered enormous amounts of doggy chewing toys and missing pictures of dogs drawn by Firefoot. "Well," they said ruefully examining their pant legs, "That menace is over." Living: Boromir88 Dancing Spawn of Ungoliant Gurthang Meneltarmacil SamwiseGamgee The Saucepan Man Dead: Oddwen (Mod) - Skeletonized by Wolves on NIGHT 1 Mithalwen (Werewolf) - Cheesily lynched on DAY 1 Alcarillo (Villager) - Smashed to bits on NIGHT 2 Mormegil (Villager) - Blown away on NIGHT 2 CaptainofDespair (Ranger) - Innocent blood rejected by nature, received by men on DAY 2 Encaitare (Villager) - Thrown off a cliff by a Bear on NIGHT 3 Firefoot (Sherriff) - Killed by clowns on NIGHT 3 Gil-Galad (Werewolf) - Lynch'ed!! on DAY 3 Arcticstorm (Sherriff) - Touched by a ten foot pole on NIGHT 4 Wilwarin (Villager) - This fine specimen displayed on NIGHT 4 Laitaine (Werewolf) - Boo hoo hoo, Wolves are through. DAY 4 Lalaith (Villager) - Verily and forsooth, she was crushed on NIGHT 5 Nonnacedak (Villager) - Went to sleep with the fishes on DAY 5 littlemanpoet (Villager) - Baked into doughnuts, with sprinkles on NIGHT 6 Durelin (Cobbler) - Drowned, eaten, stabbed, beaten, hung, burned, frozen, suffocated and quoted at on DAY 6 __________________ But all the while I sit and think of times there were before I listen for returning feet and voices at the door