Gandalf: No, Aragorn. We cannot march up to the Black Gate.
Aragorn: Why not?
Gandalf: Because.
Aragorn: Because why?
Gandalf: Because!
Aragorn: Because why?!
or
Gandalf: I have a new plan.
Aragorn: No, we won't give Boromir's plan a try.
Gandalf: Well, we don't have the Ring, so it won't work. I want to do something else.
Aragorn: What is it?
Gandalf: We put Gimli on the catapult, and fling him at the Great Eye.
Aragorn: No...
Legolas: Gimli's going somewhere?! I want to go too!
Aragorn: On second thought, that plan sounds great, Gandalf.
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