Gandalf plays soap opera...
Gandalf: Pist Aragorn...
Aragorn: What?
Gandalf: I'm all for sharing, but well, I don't know about you... looks at the sky...
Aragorn: Know about what?! Tell me!
Gandalf: Well, i heard from a close friend, who's best friend heard that Gimli has... Human-Eating Lice! They only attack men, but use dwarves as hosts! I suspect a plot!
B-Rated suspence music
Aragorn: No! You don't say... I thought... I thought...
Gandalf: I know! We all did! You must act now though before you too fall victim to the Human-Eating Lice!
~ Aesthete
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