(Wow. In a few months' time I would have probably dated five BDers or so. I'm that irresistible, huh?

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Now, now,
Lalwendavem...I know nothing about this. Honest!
But then again, this could be of your doing. Whatever your motives are, I have no idea. That makes me concur with
Eomer that a mind control technique or a drug of some sort is being utilized by these two. We're being violated without us knowing it, big bro!