The Saucepan Man is currently dating a horrible Dunlending. So that means both he and
davem are dating
Lhunardawen. Guess there's more than Canonicity for them to fight over now.
Lalwendė, meanwhile, is going out with a creepy Nazgul. Not sure how they rate compared with horrible Dunlendings, but I'll bet that their Black Breath is probably going to be a problem.
And I have recently become welcome at Aragorn's court, by the way.