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Old 08-26-2005, 07:48 PM   #6905
Oddwen
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Oddwen is a guest of Elrond in Rivendell.Oddwen is a guest of Elrond in Rivendell.Oddwen is a guest of Elrond in Rivendell.
Nobody liked attending the ride-thru of the Burger King when Eomer ordered there.

"I tell you, I didn't get a toy with my Merry Meal! They are magical toys from Dale and I want the whole set! AND I WANTED A MILKSHAKE!"

Or...

You! Yes, you! My horse wants to speak to you!

Or...

Everyone shut up! I have a headache!

Or...

Bourne! You can disguise yourself in those Orcen garments, but I'll find you anywhere!

Or...
(not funny)

Death, Death, Death!

Or...

I won't go quietly to the gallows, I tell you! I'M GIFTED!

Or...

Eomer yodels merrily as the nice doctors in the shiny armor take him away.

Or...

Eomer's proposed new anthems for the people of Rohan did not go down well with the people themselves.

"Oh I wish I were an Oscar Meyer wiener..."
"Aaaaaaeeeaaaaaai, will always love youuuuuuuuuuuu!"
"Who let the horses out? *snort, snort snort*"
"Weeeee are the champions, my friends..."


Or...

Eomer gets in a shouting match with an Orc.

"Balrogs do so have wings!"

Or...

(From his vantage point he watches the battle...)

NO! Tell that soldier that they're not supposed to attack the triple-thick hides of the Oliphaunts! Go for the eyes, you fool!!

Or...

"Oddwen! Stop making up captions and let someone else have a turn!"
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