Faramir has too much of his dream...
Madril: So sir, is our attack on the eastern walls ready yet?
Faramir: Eh... I don't know, if we paint the walls purple they will tarnish the glow of the green, and if we carpet the floors in blue, it will hurt our eyes... Unless, we only put half-windows in at every half corner and encrust some tortoises in gems to balance out the basic wall colours, then we have to figure out what type of gems...
Madril: ...Sir, do you remember what we were actually talking about?
Faramir: Not a clue, but I think I might have enough style to start my own interior design show, better than that Oliver guy from Changing Rooms!
~ Aesthete
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