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Pippin is bored.
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Pippin now regrets entering Denethor's service. The late night DnD sessions in the Tower with Sauron (via PalantirNet) have made the Steward rather...crazy.
Pippin: Milord, I don't think Faramir can handle taking Osgiliath.
Denethor: Why not?! How dare you question the judgement of the Grand Archmage of The White Tower!
Pippin: He isn't a high level Wizard, and nor are his men contingents of devoted Paladins....
Denethor: Outrageous! Fine! But if he doesn't go and level up, we'll never be able to conquer the Morgul Dungeon. Sauron is one mean Dungeon Master...
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