Denethor: "Strange... I don't remember ordering a hobbit statue."
OR
Pippin: "The Mouth of Sauron requests an audience, my lord."
Denethor: "Inconceivable!"
OR
Denethor realizes he just swallowed the ring he had on his right hand!
OR
Pippin believes in love at first sight.
(background music: "I can't take my eyes off of you...")
OR
Pippin: ??
Denethor: Well come now, sing me the Mario Theme Song.
Pippin: ?? "But it doesn't have words?!"
Denthor: "I don't care, make some up."
Pippin: ??