1) Get Gandalf to uncloak himself in front of them
2) If I were myself, look around and ask where PJ is so I could get his autograph.
3) If I were my alter-ego, run out of the house right into their midst and because they would be so stunned by this wierd action, I'd be able to escape without getting hurt.
__________________
I'm going to buy you a kitty, I'm going to let you fall in love with the kitty, and one cold, winter night, I'm going to steal into your house and punch you in the face!Fenris Wolf
|