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Theoden: Whats in 'ell are you doing?? Cooking at a time like this!!! This is war!!
Soldier: Um...I made you some kentucky fried chicken! And uh, some pumpkin pie!
Theoden: OH! Well in that case bring it here!!
Or....
Theoden: Grimbald where are the....hey!!! Alright which one of you chumps brought the bimbo in the jeans?
Guy in jeans: I regret that! I am your makeup artist!
or.....
Theoden: I am only going to ask you one more time!!! WHO STOLE THE COOKIE FROM THE COOKIE JAR??!!!!
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They say Lothlorien is beautiful,
and I don't disagree.
Elves, they also say, are the most beautiful race,
and they are beautiful,
But you are the most handsome of all.
Elessar, you and I were meant to be.
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