Eowyn and Aragorn see Dead People.
or
Aragorn: Don't look behind you, Eowyn. Legolas is staring at your hair. He likes it.
Eowyn: Ewww!!
*moments later*
Aragorn: Sorry, Legolas...she didn't like the pick up line you gave me.
Legolas: What?! Why not? *sighs*
Aragorn: I told you that you should have just done it yourself. I think my scruffy manliness scared her.
|