Oration with the Intent to Kill...
Come on people!
More votes for Legolas!!! Let's rid Middle-earth of the injustice of his existence! Only two more votes and he ties the Witchking. Only three more votes and he's ahead. After that it's bandwaggoning time!!!
Come on, who here doesn't have a grudge against the Prince of Prissy? Not only is he girly, blond(e), dainty, eternally clean, Captain Obvious, somewhat dimwitted, and not much help- the girls are all over him! Come on men, let us rid the world of this unwanted, unliked competition! Come on ladies, let's rid the world of this embarrassment to any intelligent man-seeking woman! Come on those of you with unspecified gender! This guy gives you a bad name!
Admiral of the Anti-Legolas Coalition,
~Formendacil~
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