For the first time on this thread, I will go along on the bandwaggon. Of course, I WAS the one who started it in the last round....
Legolas, you may be pretty and have a legion of fans, but stating the obvious is not going to save you from getting on the first boat off of Middle-Earth. The time has come to end all pointy-eared anomalies (Elves do not have pointy ears.

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++Legolas Greenleaf