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A Message From the Anti-Haldir Coalition
Haldir (movie version) is a terrible scourge to the Elf Tribe, who must be voted off the island as soon as possible. A list of reasons why:
1. Haldir is present at the Battle of Helm's Deep, a deep wound to those who love and cherish the books.
2. Haldir states: "I bring word from Elrond of Rivendell", when it is known that he serves Galadriel and Celeborn instead. Such clandestine alliances have no place on this island.
3. There are too many blond elves. Now that Legolas has been eliminated, I see no reason why we should not continue purging the island of these Legolas-like characters. (mwahaha)
We at the Anti-Haldir Coalition hope you make the right choice and vote Haldir off the island.
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