Thranduil is quite right to ban the non-Elves from his parties. They're tedious, borish barbarians and they smell. Particularly ++GLOIN.
It's not good for him at his age. His rambling and uncanonical remniscences about Bert, Tom and Will are irritating Frodo. His beer intake is too high. And he's always being snobbish to the Hobbits, calling them grocers.
Onto the Gloin Bandwagon!
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Among the friendly dead, being bad at games did not seem to matter
-Il Lupo Fenriso
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