[Gurthang]

Gimli, while sitting amongst the tents of the Rohirrim, turns suddenly to find a strange man sitting beside him. Bizarre, those Rohan folk are.

OR

PJ: "Now this is important: I want you to bumble around like an idiot and act all defensive when Legolas kicks your butt at everything. Oh, and you lose at drinking."
Gimli(thinking and clearly not paying attention): "Is that some grey hair?"

OR

PJ: "No, it's mine, I tell you!"
Gimli: "Oh, yeah, well prove it!
PJ: "Look, it's even got my name on it!"
Gimli: "Oh, so now you think that you can have anything if you just stick your name onto it!"

OR

PJ tries desparately to explain that Gimli just does not ax Legolas.
PJ: "Come on! You gotta keep to the script!"

OR

PJ can't take it anymore and tries to eat the donut on the TV screen.

OR

PJ (shaking finger and screaming):"Ow! You bit my finger!"
Gimli: "Well, that's what happens when you point it in my face!"