PJ: Whoaza! Look that that scene! Five times less dialog and twice the action! Oh, look! There's legolas pulling a really non-elven move down the stairway and look, you're hitting your head against the wall as a unique form of dwarvish self-defense incorporated with your secret name!!!
G: I really shouldn't do spin-off sequels with hollywood elves and dwarves...
~ Aesthete
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