Aragorn stares in amazement. He has finally found the Ultra-rare Merry Pepper Mill! (If you don't look too hard, Merry is in front of Aragron and is tiny.)
OR
Boromir(thinking): "No one's watching. Now I can kill Legolas, and then I will be the prettiest!"
OR
Merry stops dead in his tracks. Aragorn just got knocked out by a rogue bowling ball(which is rolling down his back).
