Legolas: You have my bow
Rohan soldier: Really? Wow! I don't know what to say!
Legolas: Psyke! Heh! You should have seen your face
Rohan: Where's an army of orcs when I need one?
Army of Orcs: *wave*
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'But Melkor also was there, and he came to the house of Fëanor, and there he slew Finwë King of the Noldor before his doors, and spilled the first blood in the Blessed Realm; for Finwë alone had not fled from the horror of the Dark.'
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