First of all, I'm a he (I would think the overabundance of beard would be a dead give away

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"Second," Kuruharan turned to address the room, "I'm beginning to wonder about these people who take something that is patently a joke meant to help pass the time and make it the subject of and evidence in repeated statements. There is absolutely no basis for building a case on such a comment that couldn't happen in practical reality anyway. It puts me in mind of something I said earlier of hoping the villagers have some
substance to their comments. What
Glirdan has been doing is the dictionary definition of 'non-substantive.' I have to ask myself
why. I think this is something that everybody should ponder.
Now, I'd like to order my lunch that will look suspiciously like breakfast. French toast, please. And don't skimp on the syrup."