Gandalf: "This fanfiction stuff is terrible. Shadow of the West my ring! It didn't at all happen like that. Entish Bows and Lonely Stars! Why, it's all just an ocassion for ... for... *sputters anathemas* How on earth could Tom let those wights get away with this kind of stuff on the Barrow Downs? He's been spending too much blasted time with Goldberry I'll warrent. *sputters some more deprecations too unsuitable for the site*"
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I’ll sing his roots off. I’ll sing a wind up and blow leaf and branch away.
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