[Gurthang]

Gandalf has a heart attack when he gets his room service bill.

OR

Using a hidden camera, someone caught Gandalf looking at a copy of Playboy.

OR

Ian does not like the looks of the new script:
Ian: "I DON'T come back to life! You cut me from TTT and RotK! You can't DO that!"

OR

Gandalf has a test tomorrow... actually today, since he's up so late studying!