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Gandalf tries to figure out his new Council Tax bill.
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The new supply teacher at Hogwarts had to stay up late marking all those two-foot-long Potions essays that Snape had set.
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It was Gandalf's turn to work out who owed what on the quarterly phone bill.
Gandalf: "Saruman! Have you been making long distance calls to Eru again?"
Saruman: "You can blame Radagast for those Premium Rate calls! He's been trying to get on Who Wants To Be A Millionaire again!"
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Gordon's alive!
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