You own Middle Earth?
Now
that's something that belongs in Mirth!
The elves are mine,
Fear my sign!
The ents reign supreme
greater than any other regime.
Kelp? Don't make me laugh
lest you are tempted to feel my wrath!
I reign supreme, there is no other
And if you argue, say goodbye to your mother!

There is only one ruler of Middle Earth: Me. Middle Earth is mine, and I shall risk no other. The time of the humanoids is over. The time of the ents have begun. Seek shelter while you still can. The roots of Fangorn will consume all.
That is, unless you fill out the green form