[Gurthang]

Elrond was never a very good chemist. Just look at the mess he made.

OR

As the mountain erupts around him, Elrond suddenly notices a nice shiny penny on the ground.

OR

Elrond(speaking to camera): "Now, this is only for highly trained professionals; Do Not try this at home."

OR

Elrond: "Don't point that finger at me; I didn't do this!"