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Old 09-19-2005, 08:09 PM   #7412
Captain Grishnahk
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The Eye

WHAT SHOULD HAVE HAPPENED:

Elrond: Cast it into the fire,.... destroy it!

Isildur: Uh,...

Elrond: DESTROY IT!!!

Isildur: This is pretty...

(Quickly and without warning, Elrond draws his shining elvish blade and there is a huge battle.)

battle sequence in the firey caves of DOOM,... scary.

Finaly Elrond's adrenaline is up, and he hoists Ilildur up with his hands and he hurldes his body over the edge.

Elrond: VICTORY! AHAHAHA..uh-oops.

(Elrond sees the ring on the ground as Islidur's body is ingulfed with the lava and he slowly sinks, dieing to death (?)

Elrond looks from side to side, picks up the ring and tosses it in... he then runs away.

WHAT WOULD HAVE HAPPEND THEN:::

Bilbo would have been eaten by GOLLOM

Boromir would have lived

Aragorn would have never became King, (because he would not have been born)

Arwen would go to the undieing lands, looking for a husband

Denoathor would live

Saruman would have been playing chess with Gandalf

Grishnahk would have lived longer (Orcs are IMMORTAL!!! YAYA!)

Deagul would have lived... ANY MORE?
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